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30 Naughty Dogs Pretending Like They Don’t Know What They’ve Done

Dogs can be unbelievably naughty but they’re very smart so they know when they’ve been naughty too. Scroll down to see 30 naughty doggos pretending they didn’t have anything to do with the destruction they caused. You know what? They’re probably right. It was definitely the cat. Or a raccoon.

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  • 1.  Someone took a bath in horse poop.
  • 2. Nope, that can’t be mud. Must be something else. I believe this pup wouldn’t lie.
  • 3. “The take out container just got out of the trash on its own, I swear! It grew legs and everything!”
  • 4. He ate something he shouldn’t have but he’s still ready to keep playing.
  • 5. “What?? Your chicken parm is missing?? What a mystery. Tell me everything!”
  • 6. “I didn’t eat your cottage cheese! Must’ve been a ghost. They’re in everyone’s houses these days, eating all the food!”
  • 7. Doggo keeps annoying the cat. And now neither of them is happy.
  • 8. It’s the doggo’s yoga mat now, that’s how it works.
  • 9. The 1,000 yard stare.
  • 10. The crime: he pooped in his hooman’s slippers.
  • 11. He’s so guilty his eyes are about to pop.
  • 12. “…  just helping you dig for your spring garden.”
  • 13. Sigh. Guess it’s time for new curtains for the house. And a rescue mission for the doggo.
  • 14. “And I’ll do it again!”
  • 15. It looks like the guilt is setting in.
  • 16. Cereal thief trying to la low until the heat dies down, but forgot to hide the evidence.
  • 17. “It was the cat!” “We don’t have a cat!” “Then it was a cat! … or a raccoon?”
  • 18. She ate the socks and they cost $3,000 to get out.
  • 19. “Chased away a skunk and what’s the thanks I get? A stinking bath! The audacity!”
  • 20. Hey, he’s just helping look for a new pool guy.
  • 21. Guess part of the mat just disappeared on its own.
  • 22. “It wasn’t me! I swear! Look, we need to find out who did this to my friend!”
  • 23. “I don’t know where the cookies went. But I can help you look for them.”
  • 24. “…Oops, haha.”
  • 25. “The ball just ‘sploded!”
  • 26. “You think I tore up the cardboard box?? Well. Huh. You don’t have ANY proof! Aha!”
  • 27. “This raccoon came in and just took out all of the trash and made this huge mess! I told him not to do it but he did! And he was so scary! I barely made it out alive!”
  • 28. “Who did this? OMG! Hehe. I mean. Ahem. We have to find the murderer. And hang them!”
  • 29. “… I was just ripping up the toilet paper for you so it’s easier to use… You’re welcome?”
  • 30. “Smoothies are healthy. But you wouldn’t give me any. That’s why I sipped yours. You know, I need to be healthy too, you know.”

1.  Someone took a bath in horse poop.

black and brown dog rolling around on the ground on dung

Via u/sirdogtor

2. Nope, that can’t be mud. Must be something else. I believe this pup wouldn’t lie.

black and white puppy in a white bathtub with muddy paw prints in itblack and white puppy in a white bathtub with muddy paw prints in it

Via u/kyrahasreddit

3. “The take out container just got out of the trash on its own, I swear! It grew legs and everything!”

black poodle laying on brown dog bed with a plastic takeout container on the floor in front of the dogblack poodle laying on brown dog bed with a plastic takeout container on the floor in front of the dog

Via u/Chiyogbar

4. He ate something he shouldn’t have but he’s still ready to keep playing.

brown and black dog being held by someonebrown and black dog being held by someone

Via u/CodLike_TheFish

5. “What?? Your chicken parm is missing?? What a mystery. Tell me everything!”

brown and white dog laying on a red blanket on a brown chairbrown and white dog laying on a red blanket on a brown chair

Via u/FivebyFive

6. “I didn’t eat your cottage cheese! Must’ve been a ghost. They’re in everyone’s houses these days, eating all the food!”

brown and white dog laying on blankets on a brown sofa with a white tub and a plastic cheese packet on the sidebrown and white dog laying on blankets on a brown sofa with a white tub and a plastic cheese packet on the side

Via u/DianWithoutTheE

7. Doggo keeps annoying the cat. And now neither of them is happy.

brown and white dog laying on the floor with an orange cat nearbybrown and white dog laying on the floor with an orange cat nearby

Via u/acrucshonlife

8. It’s the doggo’s yoga mat now, that’s how it works.

brown and white dog with a sign in front saying I peed on mom's yoga mat this morningbrown and white dog with a sign in front saying I peed on mom's yoga mat this morning

Via u/icantdodge

9. The 1,000 yard stare.

brown and white dog with flour on its nose with a ripped flour packet and flour strewn around the floorbrown and white dog with flour on its nose with a ripped flour packet and flour strewn around the floor

Via u/eowenith

10. The crime: he pooped in his hooman’s slippers.

brown dog laying on a blanket on a brown sofabrown dog laying on a blanket on a brown sofa

Via u/vvavering_

11. He’s so guilty his eyes are about to pop.

brown dog laying on brown blanket with a bottle in frontbrown dog laying on brown blanket with a bottle in front

Via u/dirtysouthfed

12. “…  just helping you dig for your spring garden.”

brown dog laying on sand next to a holebrown dog laying on sand next to a hole

Via u/metalchode

13. Sigh. Guess it’s time for new curtains for the house. And a rescue mission for the doggo.

brown dog standing next to a brown sofa while being stuck in a part of a ripped up curtainbrown dog standing next to a brown sofa while being stuck in a part of a ripped up curtain

Via u/moneka7

14. “And I’ll do it again!”

fluffy black and brown dog with a yellow post it on the head that says I ATE A POST-ITfluffy black and brown dog with a yellow post it on the head that says I ATE A POST-IT

Via u/sesamepoodles

15. It looks like the guilt is setting in.

fluffy brown and white dog sitting on the floor with white stuffing strewn aroundfluffy brown and white dog sitting on the floor with white stuffing strewn around

Via u/cleaningmyrooms

16. Cereal thief trying to la low until the heat dies down, but forgot to hide the evidence.

fluffy brown dog laying in a black cate with a red box of cerealfluffy brown dog laying in a black cate with a red box of cereal

Via u/princess_puffpuff

17. “It was the cat!” “We don’t have a cat!” “Then it was a cat! … or a raccoon?”

grey and white pitbull sitting on colourful carpet next to a brown and black cap that's been chewedgrey and white pitbull sitting on colourful carpet next to a brown and black cap that's been chewed

Via u/Sibel_Rac

18. She ate the socks and they cost $3,000 to get out.

someone holding up a pair of brown socks in a ziploc bag with a black dog in the backgroundsomeone holding up a pair of brown socks in a ziploc bag with a black dog in the background

Via u/cmatsfts

19. “Chased away a skunk and what’s the thanks I get? A stinking bath! The audacity!”

wet brown and white dog sitting on a black and red surface at a groomer'swet brown and white dog sitting on a black and red surface at a groomer's

Via u/McGooberstein

20. Hey, he’s just helping look for a new pool guy.

white brown and black dog standing next to a chewed up colourful bag with the handle around the neckwhite brown and black dog standing next to a chewed up colourful bag with the handle around the neck

Via u/shortlilrope

21. Guess part of the mat just disappeared on its own.

black and brown dog laying on the floor with the front paws on a brown mat that's got the front part chewed offblack and brown dog laying on the floor with the front paws on a brown mat that's got the front part chewed off

Via @rogulgoldy

22. “It wasn’t me! I swear! Look, we need to find out who did this to my friend!”

black labrador retriever laying on the floor with a ripped up stuffed toyblack labrador retriever laying on the floor with a ripped up stuffed toy

Via @kronk_theblacklab

23. “I don’t know where the cookies went. But I can help you look for them.”

brown dog sitting on brown dog bed with empty cookie bags on the bed and on the floorbrown dog sitting on brown dog bed with empty cookie bags on the bed and on the floor

Via @kpearson3

24. “…Oops, haha.”

chocolate labrador retriever laying on the floor with a ripped up brown teddy bearchocolate labrador retriever laying on the floor with a ripped up brown teddy bear

Via @twasbernard

25. “The ball just ‘sploded!”

fluffy black and brown dog sitting on grass holding torn up pink and black footballfluffy black and brown dog sitting on grass holding torn up pink and black football

Via @tripawdkaiserin

26. “You think I tore up the cardboard box?? Well. Huh. You don’t have ANY proof! Aha!”

golden retriever puppy laying on a black dog bed with a ripped up cardboard box in frontgolden retriever puppy laying on a black dog bed with a ripped up cardboard box in front

Via @rio.goldenboy

27. “This raccoon came in and just took out all of the trash and made this huge mess! I told him not to do it but he did! And he was so scary! I barely made it out alive!”

golden retriever in a kitchen with trash from the grabage strewn around the floorgolden retriever in a kitchen with trash from the grabage strewn around the floor

Via @bearandlulu1

28. “Who did this? OMG! Hehe. I mean. Ahem. We have to find the murderer. And hang them!”

smiling golden retriever sitting with someone holding up a ripped up brown teddy bearsmiling golden retriever sitting with someone holding up a ripped up brown teddy bear

Via @the.golden.good.boy

29. “… I was just ripping up the toilet paper for you so it’s easier to use… You’re welcome?”

white dog laying on bathroom floor with toilet paper on the floor with some ripped upwhite dog laying on bathroom floor with toilet paper on the floor with some ripped up

Via @zeustraveler

30. “Smoothies are healthy. But you wouldn’t give me any. That’s why I sipped yours. You know, I need to be healthy too, you know.”

white fluffy dog with pink smoothie all over the facewhite fluffy dog with pink smoothie all over the face

Via @macsen_and_eira_the_westies