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55 Silly Dogs Who Are Definitely Missing Some Brain Cells

Dogs are definitely the best thing to happen to this planet ever. They are absolutely adorable and make excellent and loving companions. But dogs are also capable of being extremely silly, and sometimes straight up missing a bunch of brain cells. So here are 55 dogs who are not very smart to make you smile.

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  • 1. This pup who stopped in the middle of a televised agility competition to take a dump.
  • 2. Someone hasn’t quite understood how dog beds work.
  • 3. This is a bit of a stocky and grumpy plant.
  • 4. The new model of this dishwasher has an extra dishwashing feature: a dog to lick your plates clean.
  • 5. This poster is doin’ this doggo a bamboozle.
  • 6. This pug found the… perfect… seat.
  • 7. Doing a gentle foot soak in the water bowl.
  • 8. A new, athletic, way to go to the toilet.
  • 9. When you get conned out of your own bed by a creature tinier than your head.
  • 10. He’s not stuck, this is Fashun™.
  • 11. When your pupper prefers the safety of the washing machine over the custom-built, sound-proofed doghouse.
  • 12. Maybe it’s X-ray vision?
  • 13. His foot on the leash made the leash strain and he couldn’t move, so he thought he was “stuck”.
  • 14. When you wriggle inside the arm of a coat. And then get stuck.
  • 15. This doggo’s best friend is a brick. Which is wholesome in a goofy way.
  • 16. “Take a dip in the pool they said, swimming is easy they said…liars.”
  • 17. The poor doggo’s having an identity crisis. “Only cats go on roofs. Am I…am I a cat now? Have I ALWAYS been a cat and just thought I was a dog? I AM SO CONFUSED.”
  • 18. One of them was a little helper, helping the hooman mow the lawn. Can you guess who it was?
  • 19. “My hooman looks stressed, I’ll bring the sprinkler in from the garden so we can have fun.”
  • 20. Had some zoomies amid the dandelions.
  • 21. This is her first time on a boat. She’s blocking the captain’s view but otherwise doing a splendid job.
  • 22. This dog is really living up to his breed reputation as a hunting dog.
  • 23. Came down the stairs a little too hard and rammed straight into the wall, breaking it.
  • 24. Waiting in line for a treat. It’s a loooong wait.
  • 25. Looks like it’s the little one that’s smart.
  • 26. “Goodbye, ball. It was nice knowing you.”
  • 27. This pupper stole and ate a pot brownie.
  • 28. He’s enjoying the view out the “window”.
  • 29. Executing a perfect downward-facing dog yoga pose.
  • 30. A majestically derpy doggo.
  • 31. Just chillin’ in the whirly pool.
  • 32. He prefers this brick as a pillow over all the expensive dog beds he has inside the house.
  • 33. “I’m stuck and the first thing you do is take a pic of me… rude.”
  • 34. She brought over all of her toys for the mirror doggo to play with.
  • 35. His back half forgot how to dog.
  • 36. He’s just showing his love with clumps of dirt.
  • 37. Missing the water altogether and trying to drink the shadow.
  • 38. “Here we have the great Grey Doggo-Sweatshirt Seal, very rare. This is the last one to exist on planet Earth.”
  • 39. He thinks the door is closed. Move a couple inches to your left there, buddy.
  • 40. ♫ Spiderdog, Spiderdog ♫
  • 41. Where did she find a random potato lying around?
  • 42. He’s sharing his stuffed shrimp toy with the roomba.
  • 43. Broke into the food bin, ate all the food and fell into a food coma.
  • 44. “You no sees me!”
  • 45. She has achieved her ultimate goal of catching her tail. What could be next?
  • 46. He decided to roll around in the freshly-mowed garden and now he has a new look.
  • 47. She’s getting her snoot booped all on her own. She’s an independent girl, she don’t need no hooman.
  • 48. The door is actually wide open but the doggo thinks it’s not, so the hooman has to pretend to open the door.
  • 49. “Where did that cat go? I swear I followed the kitty right down this corridor and into this room!”
  • 50. The day after graduating from obedience class, the doggo ripped this up. Is this an act of idiocy or an act of rebellion?
  • 51. This doggo fell asleep. In the rain. And just slept on.
  • 52. This pupper found one (1) pie in this bush a month ago and so will now inspect the bush for pie forever.
  • 53. Day 634 “Dear Diary, Despite what the cat told me, so far, carrying around a box has still not enabled me to pass through solid objects. I have no reason to doubt the cat’s sincerity, and so i will endure the discomfort.”
  • 54. “Hello? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour? Lassie?!”
  • 55. To be the rainbow, you gotta eat the rainbow.

1. This pup who stopped in the middle of a televised agility competition to take a dump.

black dog pooping in the middle of an agility course

Via Crufts

2. Someone hasn’t quite understood how dog beds work.

brown and white dog sleeping on the floor under a red white and brown dog bedbrown and white dog sleeping on the floor under a red white and brown dog bed

Via imgur

3. This is a bit of a stocky and grumpy plant.

brown and white dog wearing a plastic elizabethan cone sitting in a brown pot full of soil and a plant next to a pot of soil in a gardenbrown and white dog wearing a plastic elizabethan cone sitting in a brown pot full of soil and a plant next to a pot of soil in a garden

Via Pinterest

4. The new model of this dishwasher has an extra dishwashing feature: a dog to lick your plates clean.

brown dog stuck in a dishwasher with the face against a plate in the backbrown dog stuck in a dishwasher with the face against a plate in the back

Via Pinterest

5. This poster is doin’ this doggo a bamboozle.

brown dog trying to eat a bowl of dog food on a blue poster on a white wallbrown dog trying to eat a bowl of dog food on a blue poster on a white wall

Via puppetmasterstudios

6. This pug found the… perfect… seat.

brown pug sitting on a woman's face when the woman is laying down on a reclinerbrown pug sitting on a woman's face when the woman is laying down on a recliner

7. Doing a gentle foot soak in the water bowl.

golden retriever puppy sitting on floor with front paws inside a plastic water tub next to a blue bowl and a black food bowlgolden retriever puppy sitting on floor with front paws inside a plastic water tub next to a blue bowl and a black food bowl

8. A new, athletic, way to go to the toilet.

brown pug standing on hind legs and urinating on a treebrown pug standing on hind legs and urinating on a tree

Via YouTube

9. When you get conned out of your own bed by a creature tinier than your head.

old black and brown dog sleeping on a tiny black cat bed next to a large red dog bed with a white black and orange cat on itold black and brown dog sleeping on a tiny black cat bed next to a large red dog bed with a white black and orange cat on it

Via u/emelpy

10. He’s not stuck, this is Fashun™.

white dog with a blue plastic stool stuck on the bodywhite dog with a blue plastic stool stuck on the body

11. When your pupper prefers the safety of the washing machine over the custom-built, sound-proofed doghouse.

1 photo of a dog house under the stairs and 1 photo of a dog hiding inside a washing machine1 photo of a dog house under the stairs and 1 photo of a dog hiding inside a washing machine

Via u/MrBragg

12. Maybe it’s X-ray vision?

2 black and white huskies sitting at a window with 1 looking out and the other one staring at white blinds2 black and white huskies sitting at a window with 1 looking out and the other one staring at white blinds

Via u/voodoo_chile_please

13. His foot on the leash made the leash strain and he couldn’t move, so he thought he was “stuck”.

2 photos of a black and brown dog with one foot on its purple leash2 photos of a black and brown dog with one foot on its purple leash

Via Reddit

14. When you wriggle inside the arm of a coat. And then get stuck.

2 photos of a black and white french bulldog laying on carpet stucki inside the arm of a coat with the dog's front paws sticking out under the chin2 photos of a black and white french bulldog laying on carpet stucki inside the arm of a coat with the dog's front paws sticking out under the chin

Via u/irnidotnet

15. This doggo’s best friend is a brick. Which is wholesome in a goofy way.

3 photos of a golden retriever puppy with a red brick and 1 photo of an adult golden retriever with a red brick3 photos of a golden retriever puppy with a red brick and 1 photo of an adult golden retriever with a red brick

Via u/str1ngcheesetheory

16. “Take a dip in the pool they said, swimming is easy they said…liars.”

4 photos of a black and white husky falling into a swimming pool4 photos of a black and white husky falling into a swimming pool

Via u/empcc

17. The poor doggo’s having an identity crisis. “Only cats go on roofs. Am I…am I a cat now? Have I ALWAYS been a cat and just thought I was a dog? I AM SO CONFUSED.”

black and brown dog on a roof next to a woman hugging the dogblack and brown dog on a roof next to a woman hugging the dog

Via u/CallMePancake

18. One of them was a little helper, helping the hooman mow the lawn. Can you guess who it was?

black and brown dog on the floor sitting in front of a green and white dogblack and brown dog on the floor sitting in front of a green and white dog

Via u/azflat4

19. “My hooman looks stressed, I’ll bring the sprinkler in from the garden so we can have fun.”

black and white dog jumping up trying to catch the water from a sprinkler inside a houseblack and white dog jumping up trying to catch the water from a sprinkler inside a house

Via u/Spinolio

20. Had some zoomies amid the dandelions.

black and white husky laying on wooden floor with with legs coloured yellowblack and white husky laying on wooden floor with with legs coloured yellow

Via u/zuckerbot5356

21. This is her first time on a boat. She’s blocking the captain’s view but otherwise doing a splendid job.

black and white husky wearing orange vest standing on a boat with front legs on a glass blocking the captain's viewblack and white husky wearing orange vest standing on a boat with front legs on a glass blocking the captain's view

Via u/Reckoner08

22. This dog is really living up to his breed reputation as a hunting dog.

black brown and white dog on grass with a brown deer running behind away behind itblack brown and white dog on grass with a brown deer running behind away behind it

Via u/matador96

23. Came down the stairs a little too hard and rammed straight into the wall, breaking it.

black dog sitting on floor with mouth open with a hole in the white wall in front of itblack dog sitting on floor with mouth open with a hole in the white wall in front of it

Via cosplaymutt.tumblr.com

24. Waiting in line for a treat. It’s a loooong wait.

black dog sitting on the floor behind a row of stuffed toysblack dog sitting on the floor behind a row of stuffed toys

Via u/Khaleesi_Vezhven

25. Looks like it’s the little one that’s smart.

black dog sleeping on a small white dog bed and small brown dog sleeping in a larger brown and green dog bed by a large human bedblack dog sleeping on a small white dog bed and small brown dog sleeping in a larger brown and green dog bed by a large human bed

Via u/Henrytimso

26. “Goodbye, ball. It was nice knowing you.”

black puppy laying on path and grass behind a fence staring at a yellow tennis ball on the other sideblack puppy laying on path and grass behind a fence staring at a yellow tennis ball on the other side

Via u/Danmark_rages

27. This pupper stole and ate a pot brownie.

brown and white chihuahua wearing pink and white plaid shirt held by someone on a vet table with dog smiling with eyes closedbrown and white chihuahua wearing pink and white plaid shirt held by someone on a vet table with dog smiling with eyes closed

Via u/JustHavinAGoodTime

28. He’s enjoying the view out the “window”.

brown and white dog on a grey sofa with the face close to a painting on a wallbrown and white dog on a grey sofa with the face close to a painting on a wall

Via @ellle_em

29. Executing a perfect downward-facing dog yoga pose.

brown and white dog stuck between 2 vertical couch cushionsbrown and white dog stuck between 2 vertical couch cushions

30. A majestically derpy doggo.

brown and white dog with head stuck inside a beer box with the snout sticking outbrown and white dog with head stuck inside a beer box with the snout sticking out

Via u/mrsplatypus88

31. Just chillin’ in the whirly pool.

brown and white husky puppy laying in a white toilet bowlbrown and white husky puppy laying in a white toilet bowl

Via u/Kona_Dlite

32. He prefers this brick as a pillow over all the expensive dog beds he has inside the house.

brown black and white dog sleeping outside a wooden shed sleeping sideways with the head on a red brickbrown black and white dog sleeping outside a wooden shed sleeping sideways with the head on a red brick

Via Reddit

33. “I’m stuck and the first thing you do is take a pic of me… rude.”

brown dachshund puppy stuck at the intersection of 2 brown sofa cushionsbrown dachshund puppy stuck at the intersection of 2 brown sofa cushions

Via u/ItHirtsWhenIP

34. She brought over all of her toys for the mirror doggo to play with.

brown dog in front of a white mirror with a bunch of toys on the floorbrown dog in front of a white mirror with a bunch of toys on the floor

Via u/LeungGraeme9

35. His back half forgot how to dog.

brown dog laying on a green sofa with the back legs bent upwards and placed on the cushion behindbrown dog laying on a green sofa with the back legs bent upwards and placed on the cushion behind

Via u/TheBorodaShow

36. He’s just showing his love with clumps of dirt.

brown dog sitting on the floor of a garage holding a large mound of dirt and grass in its mouthbrown dog sitting on the floor of a garage holding a large mound of dirt and grass in its mouth

Via u/LandPirateSarah

37. Missing the water altogether and trying to drink the shadow.

brown pug trying to drink the shadow of water dripping downbrown pug trying to drink the shadow of water dripping down

Via u/markbeck4

38. “Here we have the great Grey Doggo-Sweatshirt Seal, very rare. This is the last one to exist on planet Earth.”

brown puppy on a carpet stuck inside a grey turtleneck sweaterbrown puppy on a carpet stuck inside a grey turtleneck sweater

Via ihopethiscomesoffwitty

39. He thinks the door is closed. Move a couple inches to your left there, buddy.

brown puppy sitting on the floor in front of a partly-open white doorbrown puppy sitting on the floor in front of a partly-open white door

Via u/Boy_of_fan

40. ♫ Spiderdog, Spiderdog ♫

brown white and black dog stuck between a fence and a green wallbrown white and black dog stuck between a fence and a green wall

41. Where did she find a random potato lying around?

chocolate labrador retriever sitting on grass holding a potato in its mouth with the caption Threw a ball, She came back with a potato...chocolate labrador retriever sitting on grass holding a potato in its mouth with the caption Threw a ball, She came back with a potato...

42. He’s sharing his stuffed shrimp toy with the roomba.

fluffy white black and orange collie placing a green catepillar stuffed toy on a black and white roombafluffy white black and orange collie placing a green catepillar stuffed toy on a black and white roomba

Via u/blue_collie

43. Broke into the food bin, ate all the food and fell into a food coma.

fluffy white dog on the floor with head and neck inside an open plastic bin and sleepingfluffy white dog on the floor with head and neck inside an open plastic bin and sleeping

Via u/Sunstoned1

44. “You no sees me!”

german shepherd sitting on the floor of a bathroom trying to hide the face behind a partially unrolled toilet paper roll hanging downgerman shepherd sitting on the floor of a bathroom trying to hide the face behind a partially unrolled toilet paper roll hanging down

45. She has achieved her ultimate goal of catching her tail. What could be next?

golden retriever on carpet twisting the head under the butt to catch its tailgolden retriever on carpet twisting the head under the butt to catch its tail

Via u/Tubastadium

46. He decided to roll around in the freshly-mowed garden and now he has a new look.

golden retriever sitting in a garden and the dog's fur is greengolden retriever sitting in a garden and the dog's fur is green

Via Henderp

47. She’s getting her snoot booped all on her own. She’s an independent girl, she don’t need no hooman.

labrador retriever sitting with the nose smushed against a white cabinet with the shadow of an apple pen on itlabrador retriever sitting with the nose smushed against a white cabinet with the shadow of an apple pen on it

Via @hellbentmama

48. The door is actually wide open but the doggo thinks it’s not, so the hooman has to pretend to open the door.

man pretending to open a terrace door for small black and brown dog to come inman pretending to open a terrace door for small black and brown dog to come in

Via Daniel Wirtz

49. “Where did that cat go? I swear I followed the kitty right down this corridor and into this room!”

orange cat hanging from the top of the doorjamb with a black and brown dog in a red bandana standing under the catorange cat hanging from the top of the doorjamb with a black and brown dog in a red bandana standing under the cat

50. The day after graduating from obedience class, the doggo ripped this up. Is this an act of idiocy or an act of rebellion?

photo of ripped up certificate of a dog obedience classphoto of ripped up certificate of a dog obedience class

Via u/ME4NS

51. This doggo fell asleep. In the rain. And just slept on.

photo of wet white tile in a patio with a dry spot in the shape of a dog laying downphoto of wet white tile in a patio with a dry spot in the shape of a dog laying down

Via u/Laguerche

52. This pupper found one (1) pie in this bush a month ago and so will now inspect the bush for pie forever.

white and brown dog with the face inside a bushwhite and brown dog with the face inside a bush

Via @ChrisBramwell

53. Day 634 “Dear Diary, Despite what the cat told me, so far, carrying around a box has still not enabled me to pass through solid objects. I have no reason to doubt the cat’s sincerity, and so i will endure the discomfort.”

white bulldog walking with a cardboard lid in the mouth blocking the facewhite bulldog walking with a cardboard lid in the mouth blocking the face

Via Isabel Santos

54. “Hello? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour? Lassie?!”

white poodle standing on hind legs at a front door looking into a housewhite poodle standing on hind legs at a front door looking into a house

Via u/Cowdimples31

55. To be the rainbow, you gotta eat the rainbow.

yellow labrador retriever trying to eat the reflection of a rainbow on a wallyellow labrador retriever trying to eat the reflection of a rainbow on a wall

Via Reddit

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